# Cameron's donBOTs

Published 2026-01-28

Cam and his brother have at least one thing in common: they both need to have at least 572 calories in their bodies at all times, otherwise they're "starving to death." So if I bring home donuts in the morning and both boys are sleeping, I'll leave them in a bag before I head out to the office.

However, unless I break the donut bag down into individual bags, I risk the threat of one brother eating everybody's donuts. So I make sure Cam always knows which donut is his: